Cold and Flu Drugs

My sister never takes cold and flu tablets. Not the over the counter, natural kind. The need-you-license-because-dicks-make-speed-from-these. She says they mess with her head and make her sleepy.

When we were away she started to get sick, and to get on top of it she bought some of the good drugs. The ones hubby and I always claim to love because they work so well.

She just recounted the story to me of her experience. Most of the weekend was a blur, and we now have Cadbury Mini Flakes and beer batter chips in the house. She has no recollection of buying them.

She claims her head was on a spring, and while it was not moving she felt like her head was on the end of a constantly bouncing spring. Boing, boing, boing....

She also discovered, while semi-high she could "see" without "looking". As in, "OMG, I can SEEEEEEE.... without even LOOOOKING!!". Pure amazement, like she'd found nirvana. Or she had XRAY vision. 

It was one of the funniest stories I have ever heard. I'm still cracking up.